14 Trees With More Swag Than You’ll Ever Have

We’ve all been there: the victim of a tree who doesn’t much fancy being cooped up by oppressive fencing standards. “Oh, you didn’t want me blocking your vegie patch from the sun?” “Oh, you thought you’d make way for powerlines?” “Oh, you hoped to foil my foliage?" Acceptance is the only strategy for sanity: the animal kingdom ain’t got nothing on this free-spirited sass.

Like my sweet ride?

Go home tree, you’re drunk.

Why yes, I am rocking a new ‘do.

Don’t mess with me hey.

Ain’t nobody gonna fence me in or tie me down.

Don’t even talk to me about clingy relationships.

Lolz, wot is walls anyway?

What can I say, I’m a water baby.

Just having a cheeky snooze.

Yes, it’s my new look.

Me and my bro are this tight.

Welcome to our hood.

Well we were here first, city.

Aaand we're not moving this swag anytime soon.

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