50 Reasons Australia is the Greatest...
We think Australia is pretty great. That's why we've put together 50 reasons to support our case. Take a look. Do you agree that Australia is the greatest?
1. We eat by-products of the beer making process. For breakfast.
2. And Even After Breakfast's Finished We Have the Best Cuisine...
3. We're Huge. Take That, Europe.
4. It's Dangerous. The Fact That We're Still Alive Makes Us the Strongest 21 Million People on the Planet.
5. We're Really Ridiculously Good at Sport. Because We're Bred to Run and Swim Away from Dangerous Animals.
Especially Sports No One Else Has Heard of...
6. Let's Not Forget Our Rich History
7. Lucky We're Chockers Full of Natural Resources Ready For Exploiting
8. Which is Why We Can Afford Spacious Houses...
9. Fancy Cars...
10. And the Latest iPhone
11. We Know How to Throw a Memorable Party
12. Even Our Politicians Get Into the Spirit...
13. And Take the Time to Enjoy a Refreshing Ice Cold Beer
14. We Have Thousands of Sandy Beaches Just Like This One...
15. And the Lifeguards Who Protect Us Look Like This...
16. We're One of the Most Multicultural Nations in the World
17. Which Means We Have an Awesome Variety of Delicious Food
18. We Make Great Wine Too
... Which Is Handy, Because We Drink Alot of It
19. We Have Great Weather
20. Plus a Wonderfully Diverse Landscape
21. With a Spiritual Red Rocky Centre
22. Surrounded By Crystal Clear Waters
23. We Have Clean, Safe, Cosmipolitan and Liveable Cities
24. Oh, and Sydney Too
25. Even if They Are a Tad Expensive...
26. We're Good Inventors
27. And Actors
28. Oh, Our Indigenous People Have a Connection to the Land That Dates Back Over 40,000 Years
29. That's 40,000 Years of Sunsets That Look Like This
30. We Have a Sense of Humour
31. And a Unique Take on Christmas
32. We Know the Best Way to Attract Tourists... Is to Offend Them
33. We Know How to Sport a Speedo
34. Because We Have a Unique Sense of Fashion
35. And a Rich Vocabulary
36. We Have a Bunch of Really BIG Things
37. Including the Southern Hemisphere's Largest Nut Sack
38. In Fact, We Have Lots of Southern Hemishpere Records. Suck on That, South America...
Like the Southern Hemisphere's Largest Shopping Centre
And, Soon, the Southern Hemisphere's Ugliest Tallest Building
39. We Know How to Have Fun in the Sun
40. We Played Angry Birds Before it was Cool
41. And Have a Long List of Inspirational People
42. We're All Well-Educated
43. Not Just Smart Though. We All Look Like This...
44. Or This...
45. We Have a Crazy Mix of Unique Fauna
46. Easily the Weirdest Looking Animal
47. And More Camels than the Sahara
48. You Can Go Swimming With Dinosaurs...
49. And Spot the Most Flamboyant Lizards
50. Finally. This.
In conclusion Australia is a pretty great country. If you're Australian, you know that already. If you're from somewhere slightly less great, no worries, come and see for yourself. Just don't come by boat...
