Friday Funnies - 29/7/11
From de-motivational animal posters to an incredible Vietnam street crossing, we've got a real mix this week!
So read on and laugh the rest of Friday away - the weekend's just around the corner.
Don't forget, if you've got something funny, quirky, interesting or just plain odd to share then simply email it to me at funnies@servicecentral.com.au!
I'm guessing a zebra crossing means something different in Vietnam, because it definitely doesn't mean STOP!
Ozzie sent in some de-motivational posters this week! This virus was my favourite. See the rest.
John Howard, Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a cheque.
Obama calls the US and talks for an hour. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.
Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 20 cents. Howard just smiles.
Obama and Putin go ballistic, and ask the devil why Howard got to call Australia for only 20 cents??
The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Julia Gillard took over, the whole country has gone to hell. It's a local call."
These twin babies sure know how to have a great conversation. Now if only we could understand them! Thanks for sharing Trent! Watch the video.
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it...'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!
Thanks Tim for the laugh!
This would have to be one of the best British ads of the year. Watch Gran as she takes on a gang of car thieves! Watch the video.
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Want some more funnies? This week's Bonus Funnies are from Tim. Ever wondered what priests get up to on a holiday in Hawaii?
Have a great weekend!
Pauline & The Friday Funnies Crew
