Tradespeople Puns
Everyone loves a pun? Well here are some of the best tradespeople puns around.
I just got my house painted, and they gave me a bill that said $0.
I asked them, "Why aren't you charging me for the paint?" They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.
I used to do balance and rotations at an auto shop. I felt like I was just spinning my wheels and decided to retire.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine has fully recovered.
An electrician is a bright spark who knows what's watt.
A tree lopper became so good with a chainsaw that he was promoted to branch manager.
How could I trust the ceiling fan installer when I knew he was always screwing up.
The plumber had to quit his job because it was too much of a drain.
The fence builders were upset with their working conditions, so the started to picket.
The chimney sweep wore a soot and tye.
The lawn mower needed a raise. Mowing the grass all summer just wasn't cutting it.
Jackhammer operators like to break new ground.
I got a nasty electric shock the other day, but I wasn't phased.
A guy who built fences had post work depression.
The rodent catcher was always trying to weasel his way out of work.
The carpenter was well-known for nailing his work.
A plumber bungled a toilet installation once. He decided to caulk it up to experience.
